A
- Available: in the yellow pages under neil the clown.
- Age

ne fith of a century
- Annoyance: not having enough pointy silver objects
- Animal: Cat
B
- Beer: annythin but vodka. (dark rum is best)
- Birthday: how do you know i even have one? dont think about that too much togh
- Best Friends: the ones on my shoulders that advise me.
- Body Part on opposite sex: Face
- Best feeling in the world: thats personal thank you.
- Blind or Deaf: swiss roll
- Best weather: normal weather
- Been in Love: unfortunately.
- Been on stage: backstage.
- Believe in Magic: yeah, its called alcohol
- Believe in God: if i did i wouldent want annythin to do with him
- Believe in Santa: if u mean my dad dressed up as an old and strange man, sneaking into my room and leaving me sweets, no
C
- Candy: marshmallows
- Color: dark pink/purple/red or black
- Chocolate/Vanilla: chocolate if insisted
- Chinese/Mexican: Chinese
- Cake or pie: am i beeing asked for desert or main course, silly ppl
- Continent to visit: germany or norway
D
- Day or Night: night of course,
- Dance in the rain: if the mood took me
- Do the splits: yeah, i try to do it in random places
E
- Eggs: are egg shaped
- Eyes: what, mine? sometimes blue sometimes green sometimes gray, black on occasions
- Everyone has: egos waiting to be b**tch slapped
- Ever failed a class: yep, cos i wr silly in school
F
- First thoughts waking up: wheres my booze
- Food: yeah, or ill be dead
G
- Greatest Fear: not shure, possibly drowning, togh water doesen't scare me, i cant swim so it should.
- Goals: to be known by everyone on earth, wether its cos im famous or superbad i dont care
- Gum: is boring
- Get along with your parents?: yes, most of the time
- Good luck charm: none
- Hair Color: dark brown
- Height: with or without newrocks on?
- Happy: when my feet are warm.
- Holiday: haloween, it is kinda expected of me
- How do you want to die: in a funny but not humiliating way
I
- Ice Cream: is cold
- Instrument: a hairbrush
J
- Jewelry: big belts and lots of them. neclaces and rings occasionally
- Job: i like to drive boats
K
- Kids: they smell funny
- Kickboxing or karate: gothitsu.
- Keep a journal: no, cos it doesent keep me
L,
- Longest Plane Ride: traveling back from italy with about a million delays
- Love: is the worst thing to want, you cant get it and keep it.
- Letter: let her what?
- Laughed so hard you cried: when drunk
M
- Milk flavor: milk
- Movies: funny usually
- Motion sickness: nope
- McDs or BK: and eat vast amounts of grease?
N
- Number of Piercings: 3
- Numbers of tattoos: 6
O
- One wish: me and a beloved companion to live forever
P
- Perfect Pizza: tuna
- Pepsi/Coke: pepsi
- Quail: theyr rather too small, i prefer humans
- Quote: gravy
R
- Reason to cry: cos im gonna get you using bannana fritters
- Reality T.V.: i hate tv
- Radio Station: if i had to chose then itd be clasic fm
- Roll your tongue in a circle? : Yes but who on earth cares?
S
- Song: pucifer's song for underworld 1
- Shoe size: 8/9
- Salad Dressing: honey mustard
- Sushi: with a bit of rice. yummy
- Skipped school: well it was quite a big building so i couldent skip over all of it
- Slept outside: manny times
- Skinny dipped?: no.
- Shower daily?: Every day.
- Sing well?: ha ha ha NO!!
- In the shower?: to annoy ppl
- Swear?: im too inocent
- Strawberries/Blueberries: both
T
- Time for bed: when i need sleep
- Thunderstorms: they happen yes.
U
- Unpredictable: if i was to write something random here it would have been predicted
V
- Vacation spot: annywhere that aint home
W
- Weakness: being bitten on the neck,
- Which one of your friends acts the most like you: i do
- Who makes you laugh the most: funny ppl do
- Worst feeling: beeing cheated on
- Wanted to be a model?: thatd be cool, i got no hope togh
- Where do we go when we die?: theres nowhere to go.
- Worst Weather?: cold
X
-X-Rays: should be given free
Y
-Year it is now: 1300
-Yellow: is a colour
Z
- Zoo animal: crocodile
LAST PERSON WHO
1. Slept in a bed beside you? my pillow
2. You went to the mall with?: uncertain
3. You went to dinner with? my sis and her partner
4. You talked to on the phone? emily field
5. Made you laugh? a cat called boo